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Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville), 1881-1975

"The Coming of Bill"


"You spoke to him in a way that I can only call outrageous and
improper, and--er--outrageous."
He paced the room with agitated strides. Ruth watched him calmly.
"If the overflowing emotion of a giant soul in torment makes you knock
over a table or smash a chair," she said, "I shall send the bill for
repairs to you. You had far better sit down and talk quietly. What
_is_ worrying you, Bailey?"
"Is it nothing," demanded her brother, "that my sister should have
spoken to a man as you spoke to Clarence Grayling?"
With an impassioned gesture he sent a flower-vase crashing to the
floor.
"I told you so," said Ruth. "Pick up the bits, and don't let the water
spoil the carpet. Use your handkerchief. I should say that that would
cost you about six dollars, dear. Why will you let yourself be so
temperamental? Now let me try and think what it was I said to Clarence.
As far as I can remember it was the mere A B C of eugenics."
Bailey, on his knees, picking up broken glass, raised a flushed and
accusing face.
"Ah! Eugenics! You admit it!"
"I think," went on Ruth placidly, "I asked him what sort of children he
thought we were likely to have if we married."
"A nice girl ought not to think about such things."
"I don't think about anything else much. A woman can't do a great deal,
even nowadays, but she can have a conscience and feel that she owes
something to the future of the race.


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