The 25th of December.
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What does an F. F. V. mean?
IGNORANT.
What does he mean by what? If he takes you by the arm and tells you how
much you are like a brother of his in Richmond, he means Feel For Your
Vest, for he wants to borrow a five. If he holds his head high and don't
speak to you on the street he means that he already owes you ten and is
Following a Fresh Victim.
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Please decide a bet for us. My friend says that the sentence, "The negro
bought the watermelon OF the farmer" is correct, and I say it should be
"The negro bought the watermelon from the farmer." Which is correct?
R.
Neither. It should read, "The negro stole the watermelon from the
farmer."
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When do the Texas game laws go into effect?
HUNTER.
When you sit down at the table.
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Do you know where I can trade a section of fine Panhandle land for a
pair of pants with a good title?
LAND AGENT.
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