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Altho the wimmen fokes have got off the _steel trimmims_, I notiss the
Internal Revenoo Offisers are continerly gettin in _stealin trim_.
This strictly reliable report will be isshood as often as the undersined
gets any new cloze.
Any person wishin to know how to dress, can obtain the required
informashen by sendin a ten cent shinny to PUNCHINELLO Pub. Co.
A well-drest man is the noblest work of his taler, likewise is a
full-rigged woman the noblest work of her taleress.
Which is the opinion of the compiler of this work.
Stilishly Ewers,
HIRAM GREEN, ESQ.,
Lait Gustise of the Peece.
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THE DREAM OF A DINER-OUT.
But yesterday night I dreamed a dream--
I forget what I'd dined on, really,--
'Twas something heavy, and then I'd read
"What I Know of Farming," by GREELEY.
Many and strange were the sights I saw
As I turned on my restless pillow,
BISMARCK and BLUCHER pitching cents
For beer, 'neath a weeping willow.
JULIUS CAESAR was turning up trumps
In a nice little game at euchre,
With a Chinese coolie, GEORGE FRANCIS TRAIN,
SATAN, and old JOE HOOKER.
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