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Alger, Horatio, Jr.

"Franks Campaign Or The Farm And The Camp"


"What an enormous appetite he had, too! The viands on the table
seemed nothing. He at first supplied his plate with the usual
quantity; but as the extent of his appetite became revealed to
him, he was forced to make away with everything on the table.
Even then he was hungry.
" 'Well, I declare,' thought Mrs. Tubbs, in amazement, 'it does
take an immense quantity to keep him alive!'
"Tubbs rose from the table, and, in doing so, hit his head a
smart whack against the ceiling. Before leaving the house he
turned to make a last appeal to his wife, who, he could not help
seeing, was anxious to have him go.
" 'Won't you own me, Mary?' he asked. 'It isn't my fault that I
am so big.'
" 'Own you!' exclaimed his wife. 'I wouldn't own you for a mint
of money. You'd eat me out of house and home in less than a
week.'
" 'I don't know but I should,' said Mr. Tubbs mournfully. 'I
don't see what gives me such an appetite. I'm hungry now.'
" 'Hungry, after you've eaten enough for six!' exclaimed his
wife, aghast.


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