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"Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 99, August 9, 1890"

_ Right shrewdly questioned, boy! I come
to that. Some timid sentimentalists advised compulsory restraint in
woollen gloves, or the deterrent aid of bitter aloes. _I_ saw the evil
had too deep a seat to yield to such half-hearted remedies. No; we
must cut, ere we could hope to cure! Nay, interrupt me not; my Bill
appoints a new official, by the style and title of "London County
Council Scissorman," for the detection of young "suck-a-thumbs."
_[Here the shadow of a huge hand brandishing a gigantic pair of shears
appears upon the blind.]_
_Con. (hiding his face in his Mother's lap)._ Ah, Mother, see!... the
scissors!... On the blind!
_C's. M._ Why, how you tremble! You've no cause to fear. The shadow of
his grim insignia should have no terror--save for thumb-suckers.
_Con._ And what for _them_?
_C's. M. (complacently)._ A doom devised by me--the confiscation of
the culprit thumbs. Thus shall our statute cure while it corrects, for
those who have no thumbs can err no more.
_[The Shadow slowly passes on the blind_, CONRAD _appearing relieved
at its departure. Loud knocking without. Both start to their feet._
_C's M._ Who knocks so loud at such an hour as this?
_A Voice.


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