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"Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 99, August 9, 1890"

"--It was a carpet that ostensibly parted an eminent
firm of composer, author, and theatrical manager. W.S.G. didn't want
D'OYLY CARPET--no, beg pardon, should have written D'OYLY CARTE to
have _carte blanche_. [Pretty name this. Is there a BLANCHE CARTE? If
not, "make it so."]--to do whatever he liked whenever he liked with
the decorating and upholstering of the theatre. And recently another
carpet, not in connection with the above firm, created a difficulty.
What's a thousand-guinea carpet to a man who likes this sort of
thing? Nothing. Yet as _amici curiae_, we would have thought that that
Tottenham Road carpet might have been kept out of Court. Wasn't that a
Blunder, MAPLE?
[Illustration: THE LOVE LETTER.--A STUDY OF INDISCRETION.]
* * * * *
FROM NILE TO NEVA.
["And the Egyptians made the children of Israel to serve
with rigour. And they made their lives bitter with hard
bondage."--_Exodus._
"The Russian Government, by the new edicts legalises
persecution, and openly declares war against the Jews of the
Empire."--_Times._]
"BEWARE!" 'Tis a voice from the shades,
from the dark of three thousand long years,
But it falls like the red blade of RA, and
should echo in Tyranny's ears
With the terror of overhead thunder; from
Nile to the Neva it thrills,
And it speaks of the judgment of wrong, of
the doom of imperious wills.


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