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ADVICE TO GIRL GRADUATES.
(_AFTER CHARLES KINGSLEY--AT A RESPECTFUL DISTANCE._)
Dress well, sweet Maid, and let who will be _clever._
Dance, flirt, and sing!
Don't study all day long.
Or else you'll find,
When other girls get married,
You'll sing a different song!
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SAD NEWS FROM ETON.--"Bever" is dead. Sorrowing boys followed
the bier. The Bever-age has ceased to exist. What next? Will the
characteristic Etonian top-hat follow the Bever?
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[Illustration: HIS FIRST ACHE.
"OH, MAMMY! I'VE GOT SUCH A PAIN IN FRONT OF ME!"]
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BEFORE BISLEY.
SCENE--_Office of the Commanding Commander-in-Chief. The
C.C.-in-Chief discovered. To him enter H.R.H. GEORGE RANGER._
_H.R.H.G.R._ You sent for me, _Mr. Punch_. I beg pardon, I should say,
your Excellency?
_C.C.-in-C._ (_severely_). Be careful, Sir, and remember in
whose presence you are! I believe about a month ago you asked for
subscriptions in aid of the National Rifle Association?
_H.R.H.G.R._. Yes, _Mr. P_.--I should say, your Excellency.
_C.C.-in C._ And I presume the N.R.A. have been put to very great
expense in changing from Wimbledon to Bisley?
_H.
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